History: The first flag of Lightovia was made of 13 stripes (red and white) and a blue square (with absolutely no meaning) and a " ._. " that represents their reaction when they first saw a noob invading their country. As Lightovia fought for freedom of these dumbass characters, they we're stunned about their foolishness until one day, a small group of 3 persons decided to found [TP]. The major force of Lightovia that risk their lifes (and cleverness) against these dumb noobs aka seekers. [TP] can be divided in to 2 sections. NRP (Noob Rescuing Patrol) and NSP (Noob Slayers Patrol).
NRP: It is said that NRP was born when their God Silverian Dropin decided that not all Noobs were dangerous and that it wasnt their fault that they are such a dumbasses and decided to invent this patrol. [TP] follow this tradition carefully flaggin the colours of Red and White.
NSP: Is it said that NSP was born when God Silverian Dropin got tired about backstabbing noobs when they turned against NRP while trying to help. So by the 2nd offense, Phoexan (also known as the Devil by Silverians) decided to create NSP where they would chase and hunt down those traitors, sons of Judas. They chase them, hunt them, jack them and leave them in the middle of nowhere with detailed methods that can give a hard time to those suffering from it. [TP] follows this tradition flagging Red and Black.
Lightovia in the European Union.
Quoted Facts:
Language: Lightovian
Greatest Monument: The Church Of Ben
National Motto: "You can own everything but we own you."
President: Mr. B. Lighten
Religion: Silverian
Bible: ABOW (Almighty Book Of Words)
Religious Symbol: Cereleash (The Leash Of Cereable, its represented by a Triple_Spiral)
Praised God: Silverian Dropin
Feared Devil: Phoexan
God's Pet: Kitteh (A girly male cat)
Devil's Pet: Cereable (Three headed dog named Lulz Lol and Lawl)
Symbol: The Legendary Phoenix
Money: Fartzy
Politics: WWIF (Whatever Works Its Fine)
Lightovia National Anthem (also used in celebration of funerals and slaying)
Picture Of ABOW with Lightovia's symbol (The Phoenix) in the back.
Painting Of Cereable located in the North Phoenopolis National Museum
Quotes From ABOW:
"And on the 5th day, Silverian spawned the roflcopter."
S. Kelvz - 4.3.3.
"Silverian with serene grace, turned into the noobs and pronounced: SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
S. Kelvz - 4.3.3.2
The 10 Comandments (Yeah, we have that bullshit too.)
1st - Shut The Fuck Up.
2nd - Thou shall not leave any noobs unpunished.
3rd - Thou shall not speak until spoken to.
4th - Thou may own everything, untho we own you.
5th - Thou shall not wreck a [TP]'s vehicle.
6th - Thou shall not covet [TP]'s vehicle.
7th - Thou shall not bother [TP]'s.
8th - Honor thy pwnage.
9th - Thou shall not convert self to [TP].
10th - Get The Fuck Out.
